Rants

Return, Shebeast! Return to the dark pit of Hell from whence ye sprang! Your evil spills out into the world like bile from the mouth of the Dark Lord himself! Wicked temptress... Sucker of souls! Your dark reign on the earth must come to an end!!..... Oh, by the way, I'm picking up the kids... Sign in to see full entry.

Floss! Floss! Floss! Do you hear? The spectre of gingivitis looms near! Brush at least two, maybe three times a day, finish your meal, then brush right away. Make an appointment, there's no need to fear. Visit your dentist two times a year. If you neglect your teeth, it's a bummer, for in a few... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok, I don't pretend to be some high falutin' intellectual. I loved Dumb and Dumber and I'm a huge 3 Stooges fan, but what is the deal with sitcoms? Occasionally, over the years, I've attempted to sit in front of the TV for more that a few minutes to view a sitcom that a friend or family member has... Sign in to see full entry.

Actually, I suppose I DO get it, in a way. Almost all beliefs are based on fear and desire. It never ceases to fascinate me that most individuals have this idea that everything happens for a "reason", and that there has to be some purpose for us being here. I'm perfectly comfortable with the notion... Sign in to see full entry.