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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Another day on the throne

.Dave.'s still sitting on the throne I'm sure he's got it on loan Women rule but it's cool and nice of them to throw him a bone Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Hail the new king

Women of Blogit own the Top Ten "No men allowed," I read at sign in Looks like.Dave. Everyone's Fave Will have to get a sex change then *** Congrats! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

There was a blogger named .Dave.

Pictures snapped while visiting a lake Each taken only for beauty's sake Knows how to score Cow-ments galore Words and pictures combined take the cake *** Not as funny as previous limericks but I had to pay tribute to the blogger that has me back in this particular word game. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

How would you like an audience of women watching you pee?

And they are mocking you too! Look at the middle one. And what the hell is up with the scissors? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 25, 2006

This reminds of some of the bloggers around here

Two guys go on a camping trip up into the mountains, and they have a wonderful time. By about the fourth day, however, they've run out of things to talk about and are starting to get on each others nerves. So on the fourth night, as they're having dinner, one of the guys makes a suggestion to his... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

I came across this funny video about Macs

I haven't touched a mac since the 80's. I don't have anything against them and I know that some people swear by them. I have enjoyed the spoofs on the commercials that compare the macs to normal computers. The young hip guy compared to the geeky chubby Bill Gates look alike turned around so that the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Here's a burglary that really blows

Just when you think there's no justice... a news article from a Florida Newspaper: "When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." That at least is the way the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Xena Warrior Princess promoted and demoted at the same time

SuccessWarrior: Gone are the days of stability. We live in a time of change. Everything changes. Remember learning the 9 planets of our solar system. No more. This year, it could be 12. Next year it could be more. To clear things up, I have invited the President of the International Astronomical... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 31, 2006

I recieved this today in my email and had to pass it on to you

I have a Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (Duh!) On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Fudge stains in your underwear?

SuccessWarrior: Fred, this just isn't something that you see everyday, is it? Fred Prez: No, thank goodness, it isn't. SW: Fred owns a candy store in Kansas which was recently burglarized by a man wearing at least one pair of tighty-whities. FP: I hope it was the only pair and that he switched them... Sign in to see full entry.