Pre-Emptive Pounce!
Puurrfectly Ghastly! Since New Year, Feline Boozer - that Feral Ginger Furball - has attempted to annex my territory, plunder my garden and over-run my over-worked Staff! Much to my disgust, this pushy Pussy has recently become resident in nearby luxury accommodation, and proceeded to flaunt his pampered pelt right under my whiskas! Only a Household with the collective IQ of a small Rodent would accept this Neanderthal Napoleon with the Pedigreed of an Alley Cat! Something had to be done - my... Sign in to see full entry.