A Miner Confession!
I had nothing to do with it - I was deep in thought at the time. My Staff will attest to my innocence! How dare those Birds accuse Me of losing control - They don't even taste good! Aunty Holly rarely gets hot under her bejewelled collar, but this weekend was the last claw! After months of failed negotiations, the local 'Gang of Four' Noisy Miner Birds have regretfully suffered the loss of one of their most cherished members. I say regretfully because it happened to drop dead right under my... Sign in to see full entry.