Ghastly Birthday Celebrations!
Yesterday my staff arranged an important 'Birthday Celebration'. One of my elderly members turned 17 and a quarter Feline years! What a strange age to celebrate? I can only imagine the date has some ceremonial importance in human years, or more to the point, I suspect they have all become vaguely senile! Of course there was the usual culinary debacle. Sardines strewn through olives, fresh greens ruined in an oily glug, vegetables wrecked by boiling water and the 'piece de resistance' - chicken... Sign in to see full entry.