Aunty Holly: Lap Dancing

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Friday, August 27, 2004

Lap Dancing

There's nothing better than a good Feline Lap Dance. As soon as my Staff members are seated, I immediately pounce into my Lap Dancing Routine. Dancing techniques used, however, are very important, and you may wish to study Aunty Holly's Lap Dancing Practise Techniques which demonstrate the following; The Basic Lap Dance. As you may have already noted, Staff can only stand on two legs, which are normally placed in front of them, when seated on a chair or bench. Only two paws are placed on each of... Sign in to see full entry.

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