Purple carpet monster escapes from cupboard
What an unagreeable weekend! My staff took it upon themselvers to release their carpet monster out of the coat cupboard! Why? – they rarely enjoy its presence, but insisted on this noisy, loathsome apparition wrecking my household's serenity. The monsters large, purple possum shaped body roared through the house, followed by its long grey tail, that snaked its way into our power sockets. Protruding from its ugly spiralling neck was a flat purple head, which poked into every conceivable corner of... Sign in to see full entry.