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CHAPTER 20D GANGSTER SWITCH 'You was gonna kill them otha muthufukkas anyway, even if we didn't turn into toads, wasn't ya?' Whispered Szgabu to the blushing black Cool. 'That's right,' whispered Cool sharply, 'and don't you go rockin the muthufukkin boat now, nigga!' The conference proceeded: 'Now... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 20C GANGSTER SWITCH 'Damn, you sho is a smart muthufukka!' Remarked Szgabu in admiration as he surveyed the bloody, some still wretching, corpses. 'Say man, can I takes they jewry, rings, id bracelets an gol 'n silver changes and all they shit, Mr. Cool? I'm uptight an I need da cake.' 'How... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 20B GANGSTER SWITCH Once these notorious gentlemen tired of guzzling whisky, Dom Perignon, Iranian caviar and Alaskan crab legs dipped in clarified butter they yawned yearning for sharper excitement with bigger money. So the meeting convened. General Cool sat down at the focus of a long... Sign in to see full entry.

CHAPTER 20A GANGSTER SWITCH When Szgabu awoke the next morning he hopped into the bathroom. When he looked in the mirror to pick his afro he was shocked to discover he had turned into a toad. Hiccup. He threw up. 'Aw naw, what dat crazy bitch do to me this time? What am I gonna do?' He asked the... Sign in to see full entry.

MISS PUSSYSNAKE CHAPTER 19G 'So you got it on wit Miss Pussysnake, didja Dul? 'Huh?' 'Speak up, nigga.' She balled a fist and punched him in his lips. 'But wait a minute, cool it baby-what you talkin bout?' 'You gettin it on with Miss Pussysnake just like I already said, muthufukka!' Yelled wild... Sign in to see full entry.

MISS PUSSYSNAKE CHAPTER 19F Szgabu looked through the window. It was like the carwash awash in flames flashing with jewels at the sharpest points dripping sudsy ink. It brought a horrible but true vision within his attention. He heard the voice of a mule with the face of an angel and he wondered. He... Sign in to see full entry.

MISS PUSSYSNAKE CHAPTER 19E 'Damn, that sho is a strange name!' 'I'm a strange person.' She squeaked. 'Haw, haw..." Laughed Szgabu. 'You aint strange baby, you a real fine-ass gal.' Said he slipping his arm round her supple chest. They kissed and giggled. 'Damn, let me turn this muthufukkin light on... Sign in to see full entry.

MISS PUSSYSNAKE CHAPTER 19D 'Huh?' Questioned Bashdul bewildered. 'That means you have to pay a price, dummy.' Yelled the spirit guided demons who usually assisted Electra. 'Dig man, I aint got too much money now, yall. I'd be glad to help yall out if I had what it took to help out.' 'Ahem,'... Sign in to see full entry.

MISS PUSSYSNAKE CHAPTER 19C 'Because,' boomed another voice, 'you wanted to become everything, just like the Most High Priestess Electra Kazan, so like her you must hurt-what or whoever it is that you are until you become nothing; there is no other way to become something else. Take your present... Sign in to see full entry.

MISS PUSSYSNAKE CHAPTER 19B He heard a secret steel door creak open in the distance. 'The only reason you exist,' boomed a creepy voice crawling through the door, 'is because the spirit of the underworld turns time inside out so that you.' Szgabu smelled a mellow humming vibration enwrapping him.... Sign in to see full entry.