Jokes Thrice Daily

HONEST WAITER Restaurant Customer: Waiter, this water is very cloudy. Waiter: No it’s not that Sir, you just have a very dirty glass. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RIDDLE OF THE FROG Question: If you have one little green... Sign in to see full entry.

HONEST WAITER Restaurant Customer: Waiter, this water is very cloudy. Waiter: No it’s not that Sir, you just have a very dirty glass. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RIDDLE OF THE FROG Question: If you have one little green... Sign in to see full entry.

HONEST INTERPRETER? A Godfather was sitting in his Sicilian olive groove when he was brought the news that a member of the family in America had been stealing money from him. He decided to go to America and deal with the problem himself. However, he could not speak English and had to hire the... Sign in to see full entry.

NUDE DOCTOR A lady was at the Doctors and undressing behind a screen ready for her examination. “Doctor, where shall I put my clothes?” she asked. “Over here,” said the Doctor, “next to mine.” -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------... Sign in to see full entry.

Lawyer in Heaven A lawyer died and, believe it or not, he ascended to heaven where he was met by St Peter. “Congratulations on living to 106 years old,” said St Peter. “I am not 106 years old,” said the lawyer. “You are according to all the hours you have been billing your clients,” said St Peter.... Sign in to see full entry.

During a meeting of the local Paranormal Society the Speaker asked if there was anybody in the audience who had had an intimate relationship with a ghost. An old man in the back row raised his hand. ‘That’s fantastic’ said the Speaker. Would you like to tell us about it? ‘No, I would not’ said the... Sign in to see full entry.