Savin' Souls with Reverend Doc Fish

Saturday, February 21, 2004

Rabble-Rousing PASSION...This Ain't Crucifixion-Lite

With an average age of 70-something, most of the resident geezers here at the Holy Compound of the First Church of The Holy Fish have fond cinematic memories of Cary Grant and “that kid, Paul Newman”. We show a movie for the night-owls every Saturday, starting promptly a 5:15pm, and there’s never... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 19, 2003

Warped Brainwaves From On High - This Week with Reverend Doc Fish

Being the head honcho of anything that involves a group of people larger than, say, two, can make a person susceptible to all kind of brainwave distortions, and it seems the longer you’re in charge, and the bigger the group, the bigger these brain palpitations can be. It’s a chronic condition, and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 12, 2003

7th Inning Apocalypse - This Week with Reverend Doc Fish

These are busy days here at the Holy Compound of the First Church of The Holy Fish. The hurricane season in South Florida is nearly over, and we’ve got several dozen emergency boxes of Little Debbie’s Oatmeal Pies to consume, although technically their expiration date is somewhere around the 23rd... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 31, 2003

Prepare To Meet Thy Ring-Ding - This Week with Reverend Doc Fish

Life on the edge of the Everglades carries a few certainties; optimistic alligators WILL wait with the patience of Job for you to slip overboard while you’re trying to get your $7.98 Hula Popper Extreme free from a Houdini-proof snag in otherwise impenetrable mangrove, mosquitoes WILL keep up when... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 10, 2003

Stuffed Lizards & Holy Oils - This Week with Rev. Doc Fish

The dog days of summer have arrived here in South Florida, where every morning the sun starts boiling the Everglades with a 10+ UV index, which later turns into an afternoon deluge of lightning and rain even Noah would avoid. We’re used to it; some folks have nut-stashing squirrels frolicking about... Sign in to see full entry.

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Ride The Vatican Pope-A-Coaster! - This Week with Reverend Doc Fish

Summer means vacation time for red-blooded American broods, and the time-ripened ranks of the First Church of The Holy Fish are no exception. Usually about thirty of them cram into the Holy Pilgrimage RV and drive north to the Mecca of All Amusement Parks, Orlando, and spend a few days sweltering in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Mary Tyler Moore & the Holy Pig-Roast - This Week with Rev. Doc Fish

Yesterday was our annual "Pig Roast & Holy BBQ for the Wretched" here at the First Church of The Holy Fish, and we had well over a hundred indigent, unfortunate or otherwise ill-fated visitors passing through the Holy Compound’s gate, sniffing the aroma of Brother Jack’s original Hellfire Formula... Sign in to see full entry.

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Pat Robertson Call-Blocked by The Almighty - This Week with Rev. Doc Fish

Saturday mornings are a busy time at the Holy All-You-Can-Eat Dining Hall here at the First Church of The Holy Fish, and we get upwards of forty of the faithful motoring into the Holy Compound for our two-hour Philippians Pancake Breakfast & Free Swim Time, and we probably get another dozen or so... Sign in to see full entry.

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Diversity at The Holy Compound - This Week with Rev. Doc Fish

Enlightenment never comes easily, and parishioners here at the First Church of The Holy Fish are decidedly no exception. Most of them have been cast out of one congregation or another, not to mention entire communities, and ended up here in a last-minute stab at deliverance from evil, amen, before... Sign in to see full entry.

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Gay Horsemen of The Apocalypse - This Week with Rev. Doc Fish

There was an awful ruckus coming out of Texas after the Court OK’d mano-a-mano and girlo-a-girlo sex in June, and it didn’t sit too well with a whole bunch of my Christian brothers and sisters in the Lone Star State. Out on the streets there were Pentecostals and Lutherans and just about every kinda... Sign in to see full entry.

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Rev. Doc Fish

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Rev. Doc Fish is founder and High Minister of The First Church of the Holy Fish, a shadowy parish open to sinners of "miscreant, malfeasant or otherwise dubious backgrounds, preferably with some source of disposable income". He introduced the world to "Holy Acts of Recompense", a monetary sacrament system of paying for sins at affordable rates. An ordained minister, he holds a Doctor of Divinity degree and tends to his herd of Faithful each week from his 12-acre religious compound on the eastern edge of the Everglades in South Florida.
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