Bartender? Another drink . . . and a joke or two . . . please! It's Monday!
LET’S ALL GET DRUNK ON HUMOR... I know, you just can’t put it down, can you? That’s okay. Hopefully my brand of humor is your drink of choice! Shall we? Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Eating a Christmas pie. He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said “Damn! They screwed up again! I... Sign in to see full entry.