Joke of a day

HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT ( if you are in love): Taking of her cloths: with her concession - 12 cal. without her concession - 2187 cal. Putting on the condom: with erection - 6 cal. without erection - 1315 cal. Poses: missionary - 12cal. horizontal - 78 cal. vertical - 812 cal. dog like - 316 cal. Italian... Sign in to see full entry.

In the middle of the night, policeman entered a police station, completely naked. Everybody were looking at him for e second and than someone asked for an explanation - Well, there was this party, I went. Everybody were dancing and drinking,when a girl asked for attention and said: "girls, lets take... Sign in to see full entry.

Why did God create first man and than a woman? - He learned from his mistake And another one What are the three fastest ways of communication, today? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell-a-woman You still want faster one 4. Tell her not to tell anyone Sign in to see full entry.

Pirate was sitting in tavern and drinking rum. Bartender curiously looking at him, asked: - How did you get this wooden leg? - - Well, I was swimming, when a shark came and chopped of my leg - - I see. How did you get the hook, you have instead of a hand - - I lost the half of my arm in the battle -... Sign in to see full entry.

What is small, green, lives on the ground and in the water and makes av-av sound? - Frog with a speech disorder And another one: Why do ants have so fast reproduction? - Because, no factory in the world makes so small condoms Sign in to see full entry.

The conversation took place in a doctor's office - I have to news for you. One is bad and another is worse - said doctor to a patient - What is a bad one? - According to the results of the tests we did, you have 24 hour of life left - What could be a possible worse than this!!? - I was trying to get... Sign in to see full entry.

Why it isn't recommended to make post marks with photos of politicians on it? - Because, people would never know on which side to spit And one more: Once upon a time, there was guy, fell in love with a girl and asked her to marry him - No - she said And he was living happy till the end of his life,... Sign in to see full entry.

Biology student was doing his experiment on flea and writing down his observations. He said "jump" and flee would jump. He did it a few times and than he wrote down in his notebook. Than he amputated flea's legs. He said "Jump" and nothing happened. He tried again. The same. Then he wrote down in... Sign in to see full entry.

In Australia, kangaroo was jumping and every now and then he would stop. Out of his pouch penguin would show and started vomiting. The same time, baby kangaroo was shaking from cold, somewhere near the South Pole. -Brrr... I'll never ably for the exchange of students, again!!! Sign in to see full entry.

What is: black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white? Penguin falling down the stairs And another one... In a city, no matter where, was two buildings store, with six floors each building. In first building women can go to choose and bye a husband. Lady came... Sign in to see full entry.