https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/VincellaneousCombustion/Many a time I have random acts of mindlessness that don't fall under any other category. This is the place for those random mindless acts and stories.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/VincellaneousCombustion/545575I hate to be pessimistic, but don’t you feel that the women of Sex and the City are a bit too old to resuscitate the magic they once made. I honestly feel like they should have called the film, Sexy Grandmas in The City. Sadly enough, I have to agree with Maxim Magazine that Sarah Jessica Parker...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/VincellaneousCombustion/544591After reading SJSU's magazine Access, a failed attempt at an offensive political satire, I figured that I could be funny about a serious issue too. The magazine failed in my opinion because it was offensive for no reason other than being offensive. The most offensive part was their attempt to...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/VincellaneousCombustion/532572Why can’t Caitlin be a mannequin Made without one flaw Caitlin cannot be that for me Caitlin’s heart is small Caitlin’s not a mannequin Her imperfections show quite well Caitlin’s flying high on drugs Then she comes out of her shell Rumors are what warned me Though, I found out from her fist Poor...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/VincellaneousCombustion/531905Right about now, you're probably thinking that I've hit an all time low to resort to a blog about The Retard, The Tard, The Special, The Mentally Disabled. You're probably right, but before you start judging me take into account all the times you've heard someone say, "They just want to be...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/VincellaneousCombustion/531569I was getting drunk once again... But before that could happen... I went to Safeway to purchase some "supplies." During this visit, I thought I'd pick up some grenadine to make "Shirley's Gone Wild." I stumbled across a problem. Now… which aisle would I find a bottle of grenadine on? I began to...