<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Vibrance"><title>Humour A la Française! merde alors! - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/</link><description>oh I'm just joking...things said to me that tickled my funny bone...from the dalai lama to my kid and various strangers.</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/265370" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/257875" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/166348" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/163823" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/161729" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/161253" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/160404" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/265370"><title>as told by my 12old boy</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/265370</link><description>My son told me a good joke yesterday which he heard from a kid with a "bad" leg in his theatre class...here it goes. This guy is taking a shower and anothe guys walks in. The second guy asks the first guy, "how come you got a cork up your ass?" "Its a long story but I'll tell you anyway, says the...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/257875"><title>HELL CANADA</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/257875</link><description>checking my emails from the Internet Café. I have been without it since Monday. Back to the Stone Age is what it feels like. Hopefully it will be back up tomorrow as promised by HELL CANADA. oh I meant BELL CANADA. LOVE, VIB</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/166348"><title>Icebreakers</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/166348</link><description>10 icebreakers - Collected here and there between Montreal/New York, San Francisco and Budapest. San Francisco: I'm a gay man trapped in a straight woman's body. Is that your son in the pink tutu? You must be so proud. We need a third sex. Man woman, woman woman, man man, man woman man, woman...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/163823"><title>Fish</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/163823</link><description>Family is like fish. After 3 days it starts to stink.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/161729"><title> Dalai Lama's humour</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/161729</link><description>Recently visiting Ottawa, the Dalai Lama was asked by a local newsman how come that whoever came into his presence noticed the serenity tha emanates from his Holiness. The reporter wanted to know where that serenity came from, expecting a very buddhist response..the Dalai Lama COMPLETELY...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/161253"><title>black and white menu</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/161253</link><description>Everything is good for you if it doesn’t kill you. Monday Macaroni with parmesan cheese black coffee blanc-mange Tuesday Steamed Rice Black Olives Tapioca Wednesday Steamed Rice Black beans Vanilla ice Cream Thursday Steamed rice Cauliflower Marshmallows Friday Tofu Black eyed Peas Vanilla...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/160404"><title>Why do seaguls live by the sea?</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Vibrance/160404</link><description>Why do seagulls live by the sea? because if they lived by the bay they would be called bagels. you like???? ooxoxox Ane</description></item></rdf:RDF>