https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/'A ballad is usually set to music; thus, it often is a story told in a song. Any myth form may be told as a ballad, such as historical accounts or fairy tales in verse form,' Wikipedia says. So, at first, there were this MEMOIRS OF LORD HALLOWEEN. Then, there was SHELL SHOCKED ISABEL SHRAPNEL. And now, there is YOUR FAVORITE GHOSTWRITER CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE II! Enjoy!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/581041The little poem and the funny picture about "Manneken Pis" (Dutch for Little Man Pee), the most famous fountain of Brussels, capital of Belgium, are here!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/580763This guy in the brown jacket definitely was missing something, so the Magician gave him a Multiple Choice to impress the Miss: What did the Magician gave him? Go and see for yourself, find it all out and do it here!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/567747My dearest dumbest blonde, I have always been fascinated by theatre: authors, actors, directors - just like you I was fifteen and an English teacher learned me everything about the famous playwright William Shakespeare, his life & work and there & then it started. Surfing the worldwide web in...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/567260Furious Fury of the Critical Jury, In the cradle you didn’t want no Pacifier or silencer or even A clean diaper. (It was truly inappropriate How you only could criticate.) But me… I was born in the picturesque English town Of Canterbury, o n a February twenty-sixth – Just like you, indeed! – As...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/566843Why don’t you comment me? Why don’t you give me a decent reply? Do you really think I’ll stop writing you if you don’t react? And do you know why a stupid blonde in the winter of her discontent takes a seat in the corner? * Just answer me and this virtual monologue of mine will turn into a...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/566159https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/565814ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIBLE POETRY: I wrote this poem for you and you commented that I was horrible at this – was I serious about this? You couldn’t stress enough that my poetry was absolutely fucking terrible, replete with tautology, wholly lacking in metre, trope, convention and written in bad...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/565460https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/565285The answer is here!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Lost_Dutchman/565282Your Lovely Psycho My Lovely Bimbo, No, Chris Marlowe is not some Dumbo Stalker lurking in your bushes, chasing you through YourSpace, blogging you wide open. Yes, you know him well, the playwright who listens to MyName, infamous contemporary of Willy Shake-his-Spears. You’re wondering why this...