<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/LaneAndrews"><title>The Orange Room - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/</link><description>Real valid commentary on the issues that plague humanity..............and recipes.</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654705" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654535" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654472" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654413" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654276" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654102" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654705"><title>Wet Farts, etc...</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654705</link><description>I can’t remember thefirst time I had an accident in my pants. I CAN however, remember the time I had to wear the same underwear for aweek. I lived in Florida with my mother and my younger brother. Iwas probably around twelve years old. Myparents had been divorced for over seven years and I used...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654535"><title>Drinking Story #1</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654535</link><description>Several years ago, I called up my buddy Ed and asked if hewanted to go to a wine fest that is held annually and Seven Springs MountainResort. We set it up. My wife had to work, so I was to meet him andhis wife there. We got there and started in on the wine. The wines are all locally made and...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654472"><title>I wish I Had an Orange</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654472</link><description>I like oranges. Inthe early winter I get fresh ones from Florida. My mother sends them. Boy I sure eat oranges then!! But then they are gone; from eating, fromorange juice, from fucking with the rinds for smelly burning shit. They’re gone. So you can buy these other oranges. They are in the...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654413"><title>Free Starbucks Coffee Tomorrow - I ain't going</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654413</link><description>I refuse to go into Starbucks........my wife stopped the other day for tea and I refused to even LET her buy me a coffee. My disdain for Starbucks was cemented into personal policy one day in a Target (store). I had a pounding headache, and sometimes coffee helps...so I limped over to the...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654276"><title>Ordering Cheese</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654276</link><description>My wife and I went to the Cheesecake factory the other day to eat. I don't like their menu.........too many items. I don't know how the chefs do it, but I have a guess. My guess is that most of it is pre-made........at a place like this, the dinner/lunch is just a bump in the road on the way to...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654102"><title>Failure of the Day 4-5-10</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LaneAndrews/654102</link><description>My mother is visiting. It was her last evening and everyone was just sort of sitting around athome. I was downstairs staring at my laptop monitor. I was thinking………fuck……..I sit in front of this thing all the time. When someone walks through the room, I’m EMBARRASSED because I am glued to this...</description></item></rdf:RDF>