https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/The daily journal of Mars Moon. Legend in his own mind and nearly famous celebrity from Hoopee Holler, Kentucky. Faster than a flushing toilet! More powerful than an overnite laxative. Able to chew gum and talk at the same time!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/493296Beep-Never go home early from work without calling first. That will reduce the chances of getting your feelings hurt. It happened to Julie Haskins. She came home early and caught her husband Wilbur shagging Big Bertha from the KickButt Cafe. Julie went ballistic! Commenced to tossing objects and...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/493293Beep-During the Zombie invasion of 2004, I came face to worm-eaten face of Great Granny Moon. She had been dead fer forty years. Great Granny crawled out of her grave with the rest of the Zombie horde. Just her nature...Great Granny always stuck her nose in whatever was happening. She was in a...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/493137Beep-Second ex-wife, Peggy dropped by fer a quickie. She then left to go home to her four squalling brats and her husband. I remembered some of the wild times Peggy and me shared when we was hitched. We was young and drunk. A dangerous combination. Fer some reason we was walking, in the middle of...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/493134Beep-I hope I don't go to hell fer this...A Salesman dropped by my cave wanting to sell me magazine subscriptions. He was a young feller in his early twenties. He was selling the subscriptions to pay fer his college tuition. Well, I was in one of my onery moods. I pretended I was a deaf mute. I...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/493044Beep-Those Bengals are party poopers. They got blown out by the Patriots. Man, the Bengals don't have an offense or defense. They is only offensive to watch. If they make the playoffs it would be a miracle. Enuff of sports...I was welcomed back into the free world by the entire Moon Clan. It was...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/492887Beep-I recollect when the food fight erupted among the nuts. Man, what a mess! Extra security had to be called in. Hotel Nuts ran out of strait jackets! They subsituted duct tape. Duct tape works. I couldn't move my arms. But it's a bitch when they pull it off of you. Smarts a lot! If you go to...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/492885Beep-The best thing about the nuthouse was the people you meet. Sure. Most of them is crazy. But then no one is perfect. I met the most interesting folks while thar. It was like being at Disney World without the rides.-Clickhttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/492831Beep-I got a letter from my Ex-Wife, Sasha. She wrote it in red ink. Which is right since Sasha is a Vampire. Yea, she is. Sasha has been a vampire fer twenty-five years. She ran off with a wealthy stock market tycoon. He only was seen at night. His name was Count Romanoff. Turns out the basturd...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/HoopeeHollerGazette/492829Beep-In keeping with my promise I will post daily blogs. I was pardoned from the local nuthouse, Hotel Nuts yesterday. I would have preferred to remain inside Hotel Nuts since the girls were easy and the food was great. But our dear Govenor had other ideas. Now you know why I voted fer the other...