<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Hippie7394"><title>Enigmatic Static - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/</link><description>Absrtact thought patterns</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/329798" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/328639" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/328166" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/327600" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/310549" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/305751" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/304212" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/303533" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/303192" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/302421" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/329798"><title>Diatribes</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/329798</link><description>Sometimes I wish that I could smack the shit out of some of the people on Family Fued. These people come up with the stupidest shit. Today on of the questions was what sport involves using lots of equipment? Then the guy said baseball. Hockey you shmuck, fucking hockey. I wonder how pissed off...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/328639"><title>Hugs You Give, Nothing Recieved.</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/328639</link><description>Don't you hate that. You feel like you are doing stuff to make folks happy, you try damn hard to please them. You give them a subliminal hug, yet you don't get shit in return. I hired a dude to work at my store recently, he works for a few days (did a good job) then quits. No two weeks notice,...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/328166"><title>Cat eyes</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/328166</link><description>Cats have those bulbous round little domes sticking out of the head called eyeballs. Cat eyes are really cool looking. Then my cat Daisy looked at me and I was in shock, I remember thinking "that is the most disgusting thing that I have ever seen!" The cat had an eye crusty that was sitting smack...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/327600"><title>Phlegmatic Drip</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/327600</link><description>Nice to still be alive and producing snot. Hot wings are freakin awesome! Sometimes they are hot enough that you begin to water in the eyes and your nose starts to run. Yum yum. But what about that extra special snot sauce? Yes the Ranch dressing is dandy, yet that bubbly mucous is the lime in...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/310549"><title>McFlurry of Doo Doo</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/310549</link><description>Got one from MC diee shitty for free. Oreo oh ass shit. Suck my clitty clitty bang bang. Goodbye friendly functioning freaky deaky dripplings.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/305751"><title>Antithesis Of The Morning Wood</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/305751</link><description>All of the blogs all of the blahs and I just want you to stay. As a friend. I just want you to feel this never ending bullshit. I Have No Friends. No more faith and love I am gone. Happy 24th to me I made it! Whew!! Fuck!! October turd. OK, 3rd. Sorry I have been the missing lately to any one...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/304212"><title>Glenn B got a bigger heart than Me.</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/304212</link><description>Friends come out of the most unlikely scenarios. You'd be suprised as to who is less fortunate than yourself. You just can't judge individuals by color, race, religion, job, whatever. It is the individual. That independent person that thinks for themself. The non-conforming. Glenn teaches me...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/303533"><title>I have become an ass!</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/303533</link><description>Sorry Cantley75. I have become mean with fear. I hate this I hate me. I hate life. I am stupid. I am over.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/303192"><title>The Ending...Closure</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/303192</link><description>This budweiser tastes really good tonight. This will be my last beer for a while. I love it. Blogit that is. I wake up and check my account first thing in the morning. I do this while falling over trying to put on a sock with a hole in the big toe. Usually I am quite disappointed, no one reads my...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/302421"><title>The Log Ride</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hippie7394/302421</link><description>The log rides at amusement parks are great. You get in with three people all doing a weird kinda motorcycle grip onto eachothers asses. The guy or gal in front is the unlucky one. This front log rider has no one to hold on to and is constantly getting rammed from behind by the three other log...</description></item></rdf:RDF>