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What I...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/643176"><title>Great Green Gobs of ...</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/643176</link><description>What IS this??? My daughter came home singing, "Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, chopped up birdy feet, mutilated monkey meat... french-fried eyeballs, swimming in a pool of blood... I forgot my straawwww... How sweet it iiiiiiis." She learned this in school... from her music...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/637375"><title>I'm Going to "Slick" Him</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/637375</link><description>My 6-year-old little girl, Devyn, plays this video game on the computer (I think it's part of littlestpetshop.com). She is the frog and she has to eat all the mosquitos. She is really good at it! Devyn creates her own words... she is so creative. I love it! She yells at me from across the room,...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/636296"><title>How do You Respond When Your Child Asks Where Babies Come From?</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/636296</link><description>My good friend sent me this method of explaining where babies come from... A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/635965"><title>The Proclamation of the Emancipation of the Constipation</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/635965</link><description>No, this is not a political or legal piece. It is indeed, a piece relating to my 8-year-old son's first experience (that he can remember) with a temporary intestinal problem that has been referred to as dense poop. (I ask myself why I have been writing about poop so much these days... THAT is...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/635736"><title>From the Second He or She is Born</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/635736</link><description>My good friend of 35 years just gave birth to a brand new baby boy! Ian is his name and he is already teaching my friend that she needs to lose that extra weight she gained while pregnant. He may only be a mere babe, but with as much as he eats, poops, eats, poops, and eats and poops some more,...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/553777"><title>Life = Camp</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/553777</link><description>My family is looking to move to Colorado from Maryland this summer. We recently returned from a house-hunting trip in Colorado and found the home of our dreams. Since my kids will miss their friends in Maryland, I enrolled them in the camps of their dreams this summer... the same camps that their...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/551426"><title>Oh Devyn ...</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DivineM8861/551426</link><description>My family has been visiting one of my oldest and dearest friends for the past week. My friend gave birth to a little girl, named Cassidy, 19 months ago. 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