The Joke Is On Big V

Monday, April 23, 2018

A couple in their nineties are both having some short term memory loss. While in for a checkup, the physician says that physically they’re okay, but since they’re having trouble remembering things, they might want to start writing things down. Later that evening they’re sitting and reading, when the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

Hospital rules state that patients checking out must have a wheelchair. One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly man fully dressed. He was sitting on the bedside chair, with a piece of packed luggage at his side, all ready to go. When he was shown the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

The Old Days

Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. "In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could swim in the pond, and pick berries in the woods. We’d swing on an old tire my dad hung from a tree on a rope. And we had a pony we rode all over the farm."... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 20, 2018

Three seniors are out for a stroll. One of them remarks, “It’s windy.” Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.” The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.” Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

An oldie, but one I liked to use in my old stand up routine. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 16, 2018

A Visual Joke

I find myself asking this question at least three or four times a week. You? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 13, 2018

A New Word: Sarchotic (adj.) Someone who is so sarcastic, people aren't sure if they are joking or just crazy. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 31, 2018

I'll get back to this blog, I promise, but right now, the comedian in me is still thinking about some things. The last story took me to a place that I thought I had packed up and left behind. In a way, it occurs to me that it's funny that I would think that. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 26, 2018

I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in teo years. Come on people! I don't have 2020 vision! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 23, 2018

It's been awhile since I could think of anything funny, but let's try this one: A guy walks into a bar and tells the patrons that he had a motorcycle accident while traveling over 70 mph and walked away with only a couple bruises. Another guy shakes his head and tells him "That's nothing. I use my... Sign in to see full entry.

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