The Joke Is On Big V

Friday, November 17, 2017

Working It!

I decided to spend some time at the gym to begin to shape up to attract a few ladies. I went into the office of the gym manager to ask her what machines I should hit to accomplish my goal. After a minute of studing me, she told me, "I'd start with the ATM." Hmmmm. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

It Was A Short Trip

Some say I've become a bit mentally unstable. I'm not sure about that, but I can say that senility has been a smooth transition for me. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Things Are Good... Really!

* I think I'll stick an "Out of Order" sign on my forehead and call it a day. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

It's Science

* A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it to them. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

It Don't Make Sense Pa!

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he will stick his head out the window at 65 mph? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 10, 2017

I Don't Know. Do You?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 9, 2017

I Wondered That Myself When I was A Kid

* If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy himself dinner? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Questions of A Traveling Man

* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

But I Make a Profit (Tip of the Hat to 'Catch 22')

Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but you only get a "penny for your thoughts"? Who is collecting that extra penny? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

This Burns Me Up

* Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Sign in to see full entry.

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