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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Hillary and Men

A new study found that one-night stands are not emotionally harmful to some people. Those people are called "men." Analysts say Hillary Clinton should stop telling people she’s poor and Bill Clinton should stop telling people he’s single. Lindsay Lohan is going to be making her stage debut in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

That Was Wong

A TV host is under fire for using an offensive term towards Chinese people. It didn’t help that in his defense he said, “Me play joke.” Five Baltimore Ravens have now been arrested this off-season. On the upside, the Baltimore State Prison is about to have a great football team this fall. Pope... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Exceling With Change

Speaker Nancy Pelosi is in Shanghai to debate climate change with Chinese government officials. I think she’ll do fine. These negotiations always come down to whoever blinks first. I'm not saying I know a lot of stupid people but it seems that all too often, when I offer tehm a 'penny for your... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

The Kardasians and Chewbacca

There’s currently a petition out to split California into several states. Among them would be Botoxia, Pornsylvania and the Commonwealth of Kardashia. Some people are critical of Hillary Clinton’s speaking fees. The University of Buffalo paid Hillary $275,000 to speak. And apparently, Joe Biden got... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Annual Dementia Test

#1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else. And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2. # 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? Scroll down Answer: Cows drink water. If you said... Sign in to see full entry.

Joe Biden and Tequila

A new tell-all book about the Secret Service reveals that agents try to avoid protecting the vice-president because he frequently likes to go skinny-dipping. The worst part is, that’s just in the mall fountain. “Sir, it says to put your PENNIES in here, not…” Rumors that Kim Kardashian and Paris... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 13, 2015

Target the Kardasians

The Kardashians refuse to air any new ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ until police find who robbed their house. Which explains why today police stopped looking. Target announced that Pepsi executive Brian Cornell will become the company's new CEO. Target actually wanted a Coke executive, but its... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Beating Kim and Just Up... Again!

The Kardashians' home has been burglarized three times this year. Still, no arrests. LA police say, “If only there was a video record of what goes on in the Kardashian home." An Oregon man called police to report traffic stopped by a chicken crossing the road. Next day he calls to report a priest... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Kim And Justin... What a Pair!

New Apple iPhone out this week with a larger screen, more memory, and it can leak celebrity photos twice as fast. Apple introduces a smart watch that can text, monitor health and even pay bills. Asked if the Apple Watch also tells time, Apple’s CEO said, “Oh, dang it!" Three airline flights had to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Kim Kardashian and Recycling

Doctors have discovered a 24-year-old Chinese woman who's lived her whole life without a major part of her brain. They’re calling her “the lost Kardashian." A Baltimore Ravens player has retired to donate a kidney to his brother. Since receiving the new kidney, the brother has committed six... Sign in to see full entry.

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