The Joke Is On Big V

Thursday, December 21, 2017

My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs… I’ve been his customer for 6 years and I had no idea he was a barber. PS That's 'saracsm!' Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Slightly Risque

A 45 year old woman comes home from the doctor all smiles, prompting her husband to ask why she was so happy. "Well, my doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old!" The husband grins and asks her, "What did he say about your 45 year old ass?" Without missing a beat, the wife replied, "Oddly... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 18, 2017

I Always Wondered That Myself

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Just about the time I finally figured out how to shut down the voices in my mind, the darn things learned how to use sign language! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Get Me A Fan

Despite living in the "Winter Wonderland" of Michigan, I'm still hot, but now it just comes in flashes. Non joke related fact. Michigan's original motto was "Winter Wonderland" but it was changed to "Winter Water Wonderland" and as someone who has wandered most of this nation, parts of Canada, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Resolution Kept... Almost

* My goal for 2017 was to lose ten pounds. With less than three weeks to go, I am happy to report that I only have fifteen pounds to go. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Darn Spammers

There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it. It's Spam. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

I Always Wondered

* What disease did cured ham actually have? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Nine out of Ten Doctors Agree

^ Practice safe eating. Always use condiments! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 10, 2017

I Don't Count Calories

I love the Christmas season. Not to brag, but I have one of those metabolisms where I can eat anything I want and still get fat. Sign in to see full entry.

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