The Joke Is On Big V

Sunday, January 14, 2018

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

No Words Needed

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Slightly Risque

Oh yeah. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 12, 2018

The only time the world wants to beat a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

I liked this one. I was never divorced or even close, but still! Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

My mind works like lightning - one brilliant flash and it is gone. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

What's Up With That?

Ever wonder why supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Think About It Slowly

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.” His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?” The husband... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, all sorts of things. The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice “Easy, William, we won’t be long, easy, boy.” The boy has another outburst and she... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

A Matter of Opinion I guess

A guy goes into a bar with his dog. The bartender says he has to take the dog outside. The guy says the dog can talk and would like to prove it. The bartender agrees and waits to see what will happen. Guy: How does sandpaper feel? Dog: rough Guy: What’s on top of a house? Dog: roof Guy: Who was the... Sign in to see full entry.

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