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Friday, January 5, 2018

Sound Familiar?

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Sign in to see full entry.

Hmmmm

My wife told me the other day, “Sex is better on vacation.” I gotta tell you, that wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

First thing this morning, I get a loud knocking on my front door. When I answered it, a man explained he was trying to improve the community and then asked for a small donation towards the local indoor swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

You know that a man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 1, 2018

* * The difference between the Pope and your boss is that the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 31, 2017

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number? Sign in to see full entry.

That's Some Important Info

Deep in the heart of Georgia, a young man came running into a store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!” Bubba freaked out, trying to see if his truck was still in sight and then asked, “Did y’all see who it was?" The young man answered, “I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 30, 2017

The owner of a deep south golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 29, 2017

Cheese It, It's The Cops!

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view... Sign in to see full entry.

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