The Joke Is On Big V

Thursday, January 11, 2018

I liked this one. I was never divorced or even close, but still! Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

My mind works like lightning - one brilliant flash and it is gone. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

What's Up With That?

Ever wonder why supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Think About It Slowly

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.” His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?” The husband... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, all sorts of things. The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice “Easy, William, we won’t be long, easy, boy.” The boy has another outburst and she... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

A Matter of Opinion I guess

A guy goes into a bar with his dog. The bartender says he has to take the dog outside. The guy says the dog can talk and would like to prove it. The bartender agrees and waits to see what will happen. Guy: How does sandpaper feel? Dog: rough Guy: What’s on top of a house? Dog: roof Guy: Who was the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 5, 2018

Sound Familiar?

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Sign in to see full entry.

Hmmmm

My wife told me the other day, “Sex is better on vacation.” I gotta tell you, that wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

First thing this morning, I get a loud knocking on my front door. When I answered it, a man explained he was trying to improve the community and then asked for a small donation towards the local indoor swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. Sign in to see full entry.

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