Sam Rules

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

leaving home

Well, today I have decided to turn the tables on them and leave home. I truly must admit that I do not lead a dogs life, that in fact my accomodation, food, bed (a bit holey though) and toys are the envy of all my furry friends. My mistress is unable to leave home without buying me a pressie and is... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 6, 2007

food

Do I have a story for you, but I am on holiday at the moment, when I return I shall tell you all my adventures again. Happy holiday till then Sign in to see full entry.

food

Well, what do they expect? I need to eat dont I? Whilst they were out I decided to help myself to something to eat. One of my young masters had left two slices of pizza out ont the sideboard. The smell was absolutely delicious! There was an aroma of tuna fish, my favorite and pineappe - sweet - as... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Early days

Now that I am settled in and have my own bed, it is time to show them who is boss. Please let me lay down a few rules - you can borrow some of them if you wish: 1. I dont like to be left alone. 2. Food has to be of the best quality, not just regualr dog food (when mummy opens the fridge I brush... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

early days

Dawn broke to the sounds of loud noises coming from outside the area that I was now living in. When I awoke I saw that I was now alone, my sleeping companion having gone off to his own bed whilst I was sound asleep. Not knowing the crooks and crannies of my new home, I jumped on a wooden bench and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

How I rule!

Well, I now have established a place in this new home. my only complaint is the stairs. Even though I have young legs, I am not used to climbing such small stairs! My first night was a little uncomfortable, even though I was used to sleeping in quarters not as fine as these, I did not want to sleep... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Introduction

I have been blessed with long smooth white blonde hair, a firm body, a very attractive butt, nicely shaped legs, pretty feet and soft brown eyes. I am not that tall, but more than a metre long - extended when I choose, by another half metre or so. My name is Sam and I am the proud ruler of my... Sign in to see full entry.

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