A day in the mind of Louise

Yes I realise that you purists would say 'do you have baby goats?' but children sounds so Mary Poppins. My kids are 2 and a half and 5 months (girl and boy respectively) and I just have to wonder am I ever going to sleep through the night again? I am one of three (yes I do suffer from middle child... Sign in to see full entry.

Hello again. My husband has passed out on the sofa. He professes to be interested in my breasts (also known as 'fun bags') but still comes home and downs a half bottle of JD and a kebab. I've been married 3 years and am starting to wonder if this is normal? I am assured (during sober daylight hours)... Sign in to see full entry.

Does your bra fit? And I say proudly: Er no it doesn't, because like the other 69 out of 100 women (according to some non-specific statistics) whose bras don't fit either, I'm too body-conscious to go and have some strange bird who has had about as much training as a non-circus chimp at my local M&S... Sign in to see full entry.