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I look...like a man!
I live near Portland, Oregon.
I take care of people who have been shot, stabbed, burned, fallen from ladders and trees or been in some sort of vehicular crash that usually involved being high or drunk. I also take care of people with cancer, emphysema, asthma, bad hearts, and they almost all have bad breath.
To be honest after a few 12 hour shifts of that kind of human wreckage I want to be happy and laugh.
I like to make people laugh and I like dogs, kids and talking to people, esp pretty girls. Actually I prefer that women be intelligent. There exists technology that can fix sagging wrinkly stuff but they have not come up with a brain-lift yet. If you are not pretty you can lie. I will lie if my being good looking makes your day go better.I am not young anymore, just turned 40 and I probably dont turn many heads any more, in fact from what I can tell I turn quite a few stomachs.
I want to write a book or maybe a travel pamphet so that my kids can show their descendents a brochure entitled "New Jersey - Gateway to Pavement". They will be able to proudly say "your grand pappy made this!"
- Location:
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Albania
- Primary occupation:
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Respiratory Therapist
- Dream occupation:
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Author
- Hometown:
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Spokane, Washington
- Schools attended:
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School of Hard Knocks Re-enrolling all the time, Went to a Huskies game once
- I like:
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Rock and Roll, Red Heads, big drooling dogs and small but fast cars, strong coffee, a cod beer and a hot steak
- Favorite writers:
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Samuel Clemens, Bram Stoker, John Grisham, the apostle Paul, Annie Proulx
- Favorite books:
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Lord of the Rings trilogy, Dracula, The Shipping News, The Rain Maker, Huckleberry finn/Tom Sawyer
- Favorite newspapers:
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A fifty year old one so I can look at it and see that everything turned out all right.
- Favorite magazines:
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Esquire, Newsweek, Mother Earth News
- Favorite music:
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Pat Green, Beatles, Garth Brooks, ELO,
- Favorite movies:
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BraveHeart, Forest Gump, Bandits,Lord of the Rings trilogy
- Favorite TV shows:
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Law and Odor, ER, Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Simpsons
- Favorite teams:
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Dallas Cowboys
- Favorite quote:
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"Jenny, I may not be a smart man but I do know what love is!"
- Gender:
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Wild Stallion
- Religion:
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after we've talked