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It appears that I'm supposed to tell the world a little about myself. Hmm. I was born a poor black child on the streets of the Bronx where I sold drugs to prostitutes and pimps for money simply to feed and clothe myself. I became pregnant when I was 12 and I had to have the baby as I was too poor to have an abortion. My mother and father both died in a plane crash and most of the rest of my family is in jail.
Oh WAIT! MYSELF. Oops. Okay, So I'm not black. I'm a pretty tall white guy with all of the built in honkeyness I'm supposed to have. In my spare time I like to put thumbscrews on Michael Moore, and force him to admit that he's a big piece of shit for the occasional hamburger. I live a pretty ordinary life all in all.
- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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Man of intrigue
- Dream occupation:
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Man of intrigue with scads of cash
- Hometown:
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Never grew up cause I wanted to be a Toys R Us Kid
- Schools attended:
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Yale, Harvard, Princeton, yeah right.
- I like:
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to make fun of stupid people.
- Favorite writers:
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Edgar Poe, Douglas Adams, Carl Sagan
- Favorite books:
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Any book that inspires me to think in some way I haven't.
- Favorite newspapers:
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Newspapers are from the devil.
- Favorite magazines:
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Magazines are from the devil.
- Favorite music:
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From the devil, but I'd go with Alternative.
- Favorite movies:
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Falling Down, Fight Club, The Fallen (tiiiimee is on my side)
- Favorite TV shows:
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Scrubs, Family guy, South Park now and then, most sci-fi.
- Favorite teams:
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I have a favorite team about as much as I have a favorite place to cut myself
- Favorite quote:
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"Hey!" or maybe "Bye!" or possibly "Fuck off!"
- Gender:
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Male
- Religion:
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From the devil!