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I write books that are never read
And songs that are never sung.
- Location:
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United Kingdom
- Primary occupation:
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Unemployed pirate
- Dream occupation:
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Employed pirate
- Hometown:
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Watford Just norf of norf Lundun.
- Schools attended:
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Infrequent
- I like:
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A rubdown with a velvet glove
- Favorite writers:
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Brautigan, Stevenson, Graves, Gwyn A. williams and old welsh poets.
- Favorite books:
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Treasure Island, The White Goddess and anything on British history from an unusual angle.
- Favorite newspapers:
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Fascist rags don't read them.
- Favorite magazines:
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Up market fascist rags as above.
- Favorite music:
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Ska, dub reggae, punk and funk.
- Favorite movies:
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Strictly Ballroom, Ravenous, Usual Suspects and Tin Drum.
- Favorite TV shows:
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Historical, naval and nautical.
- Favorite teams:
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Not normally a team player but soft spot for Watford FC. Watford bogside, allo, allo.
- Favorite quote:
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Tommy Cooper Saying "Have a drink on me" and giving the man a teabag.
- Gender:
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Male
- Religion:
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Mama not Papa.