About fwmystic

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Why can't you be a regular Dad?

Excuse me?

You know, wear a suit and tie and carry a briefcase.

Have you been talking to Grandma again?

This is the sad tale of a 40-something male trying to support his wife, two kids, and grandkid. I'm a professional photographer, web designer, and now, commission-only salesman.

As my daughter keeps reminding me, one of these days I'm going to have to get a real job.
Location:
United States
Primary occupation:
Catalog Developer, Web Designer, Photographer
Dream occupation:
Raunchy Men's Magazine Photographer
Hometown:
El Paso, Texas
Schools attended:
like you'd be impressed
I like:
tequila shots, combat & female mud wrestling
Favorite writers:
Elmore, Dowd, Molly Ivins, Jim Reeves, Twain
Favorite books:
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Get Shorty, Think & Grow Rich
Favorite newspapers:
NY Times, Dallas Morning News, WSJ
Favorite magazines:
Macworld, MacUser, Mother Jones, the Atlantic, High Times
Favorite music:
video killed the radio star
Favorite movies:
Matrix, Crouching Tiger, Apocalypse Now, Pulp Fiction, All That Jazz
Favorite TV shows:
American Chopper, Design on a Dime, CCTV International
Favorite teams:
Yankee baseball
Favorite quote:
There's no crying in baseball; Here's to Swimming with Bow-legged Women; I know Kung Fu!
Gender:
Male
Religion:
lost it years ago