About frankk

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Location:

United States

Primary occupation:

bench lizard

Dream occupation:

denial painter/pedicurist for the stars

Hometown:

cantaloupe, nebraska

Schools attended:

the school of scuffed shoes, earwax college

I like:

black, black jellybeans

Favorite writers:

yukio mishima, sammy davis, elvis presley

Favorite books:

how to satisfy a woman EVERY TIME..for whom the bell tolls, trout fishing in america

Favorite newspapers:

auto trader weekly, LA adult personals

Favorite magazines:

projectile vomiting for sissies weekly

Favorite music:

anything in a bowling alley at 3am when i've had enough beer

Favorite movies:

the towering inferno, julian donkey-boy, gummo,texas chain-saw massacre

Favorite TV shows:

get smart, dark shadows, anything religious

Favorite teams:

angry piranhas midget tag-team wrestling

Favorite quote:

"i've been to coconut grove and there aint no coconuts in coconut grove" - uncle ray

Gender:

bovine

Religion:

monotheist