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Oh, me? Well, I started at BN sometime in late spring of 2003. My first (and most popular) blog was called "The Puke Project and Other Daily Anomalies." It was a revolutionary blog that pioneered the idea of using vomit as social commentary, and for the most part it existed to chronicle my attempts at perfecting the art of projectile vomiting.
At this point I highly doubt any normal person would want to know more, but here at BN the number of sickos and wierdos is freakishly disproportionate. That said, here are a few other tidbits:
- I am 19 years old.
- I have red hair.
- According to testcafe.com, my I.Q. is 93.
- I have two (2) breasts and one (1) vagina.
- I dropped out of college and currently scrub other people's toilets for a living.
- I want to write children's literature.
- Sometimes I drool when I sleep.