About Twain

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Often mistaken for a Greek God, I'm 48 years old and have been married for almost 26 years to a girl I met when I was a mere pup of 19 and she 18. We have three sons I'll call Robby, Chip and Ernie, two dogs, no cats (I hate cats), a home in a suburb of Boston where my wife and I have lived our entire boring lives, two cars and too many bills. I'm still not sure what I want to do when I grow up, but I know I'll some day be wealthy.

I will never forget nor will I ever forgive the murders that occured on September 11, 2001. Those who do are fools.
Location:
United States
Primary occupation:
Living
Dream occupation:
Trust Funder
Hometown:
Boston
Schools attended:
Reform
I like:
Baked Lays Chips and skim milk with a tuna sandwich, Lincoln, New Hampshire, the coast of Maine, spring and summer, and people who tell it like it is and aren't afraid to be politically incorrect.
Favorite writers:
Steinbeck, Hemingway, Oates, M. Twain, Twain, Vonnegut,
Favorite books:
Al Qaeda Training Manual (It's downloadable. Know your enemy.)
Favorite newspapers:
Boston Herald.....The Globe is too liberal, the sports page is good though.
Favorite magazines:
Anything science oriented, Big-Uns
Favorite music:
Elevator and "The Best of the Gregorian Chants-Volume II" CD
Favorite movies:
Anything not by Michael Moore. Hoosiers is a great movie. Once Upon a Time in America is too, ditto for The Bad News Bears (You have to love Tanner. I want him on my team.), The Deer Hunter, as well.
Favorite TV shows:
Sports, American Chopper
Favorite teams:
Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots and the Bruins
Favorite quote:
"Shut Up and Sing"
Gender:
Male
Religion:
No thanks.