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I can be a little off the wall at times, so please leave my picture hanging right where it's at. If you keep staring I may blush and if I do that I'd pee my pants and I can't do that, my clothes line fell down and I can't put it back up, I broke both of my arms playing carpenter. I'm a dang good poet and a fantastic writer and in my spare time, I practice law and teach at the university and play the piano and read like I was a mad man or something. I also love to travel, my aeroplane's got a full tank and I may be visiting a town near you so put on your morning gown or your dungarees, whatever suits you. I am a pretty good dancer, I can two-step it out of Dodge if I have to or if I want, ride my Shetland pony across the prairie nude. I also finger paint with mannequins and shop at Nordstrom's on Monday afternoons. I like to have tea with the queen every other Tuesday and field questions from the reporter people after I'm done negotiating another done deal with the big-wigs. I also play a mean game of Scrabble and sing like I was the next American Idol who underwent a lobotomy. I'm passionate in everything I deem worthwile and as long as I'm running my production company, I'll ensure you get a little something extra. I hate to see the crowd going home hungry and besides, it is the people in the bleachers who help to pay my tab. I also love to be around nature and stuff and walk in the forest without my boomerang. At night, I like to stare up at the stars and walk on the sandy beach.