About Professor_Peabody

Location:: United States
Primary occupation:: Head of organized crime family
Dream occupation:: dictator
Hometown:: Kennebunkport, TX
Schools attended:: Andover & Yale (just like daddy, and daddy afore him)
I like:: Invading hapless countries, rewarding my cronies, feeling smug & superior
Favorite writers:: Jesus H. Christ
Favorite books:: "My Pet Goat"
Favorite newspapers:: Don't read 'em. Not enough pictures
Favorite magazines:: High Times, Big 'Uns, High Lights
Favorite music:: Zydeco, Country (especially drinkin' songs)
Favorite movies:: All the President's Men, An American President, Executive Decision, Air Force One
Favorite TV shows:: WWE Rasslin', O'Reilly Factor, Cartoon Network
Favorite teams:: Why, the Texas Rangers of course!
Favorite quote:: "Ob-Gyns can't practice their love on women"
Gender:: Male
Religion:: Conveniently Christi