About Lijnnoutofseason

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Hello fellow citizens of Earth......I am Lynn, or Lijnn (as you like it)....I am a crime fighter looking to defend the innocent from the dangerous and depraved....but I detect no evil here.....   *sits down on soap box and slides off mask

Friends are you tired of the super big bad ugly boogey man always out there and all around and set to get you....well call your friendly neighborhood <Insert local superhero name here> and help will surely be on the way. As for me Im giving up the Super Hero gig....The truth is Ive been all over around here fighting crime and saving damsels in distress.... *pulls off rubber boot and sighs, rubbing his sore feet  

The damsels were great dont get me wrong....And I love all the adoring fans but the truthis I've always just wanted to sit back at a typewriter and weave worlds of prose and fantasy odes and epics of jovial joy

Hope you will all really enjoy....

*Throws down cape across microphone and leaves soap box area and boot and mask behind.....(to be continued.......or is it!?!) Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket">


Location:
United States
Primary occupation:
Donut Cook and fetish counsellor extrodanaire!!!
Dream occupation:
Novelist.....Spelunker.....Poet
Hometown:
Anywhere'sville USA
Schools attended:
Rutgers for two days(great parties) New College of Florida (partying and sleeping in my girlfriends dorm room) FSU (for footballgame tailgate parties) GCCC,PJC(for real)but not for long!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like:
Jabberwakees with interesting stories......Televangelists.....after the scandels! Cloudy days in July.....walks on any kind of nature trail.....any animal I can get close enough to film....AmberleA
Favorite writers:
Poe, God, and Milton...(In that order)...I love C.S. Lewis, J.K. Rawling, J.R.R.Tolkien, and basically anyone british or with lots of initials
Favorite books:
Screwtape Letters, Hobbit or/ There and back again!!!!, Eragon, Harry Potter: The Prizoner of Azkaban, Great Expectations, Sherlock Holmes: A study in scarlet, Poe's: The fall of the house of Usher
Favorite newspapers:
The Shmulie Reviewly : myspace.com/julieshmulie/blog
Favorite magazines:
I want to continue with books: Whitman's Leaves of Grass, A farewell to Arms, The Long Walk, Poe's: Never bet the devil your head, Shakespear's The rape of Lucrece
Favorite music:
aand on: The Inferno, The Aneiad, The Illyad, The Necronomicon, The Bhagavad Gita, anything old or occult
Favorite movies:
Fight Club, Ninja Scroll, Belly, Spirited Away, Falling Down, Dawn of the Dead (original) Shaun of the Dead, 28 days later, Run Lola Run
Favorite TV shows:
South Park!!! any of the crazy tunes on Adult Swim, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Scrubs
Favorite teams:
The underdogs...........at the UN
Favorite quote:
"This is me in real life" Marshal Mathers
Gender:
I am boy
Religion:
C. of B.D. and P.U.