About ALPHAMALE

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THOUGHT I'D BEST WRITE A FEW WORDS ABOUT MYSELF - WHY NOT, I'M PAYING FOR IT. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE THROUGH BLOG-IT. I'VE ALREADY AMASSED $1.30 AFTER 3 MONTH'S AND THE SKY IS THE LIMIT.

OKAY, ENOUGH POSTURING. MY NAME IS DAVID CRUICKSHANK AND I'M REALLY TRYING TO CUT IT AS A WRITER PRIMARILY IN COMEDY, BUT HOPEFULLY IN OTHER AREAS. I LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY KNOWN AS SCOTLAND AND IN A LOVELY AREA CALLED TILLYDRONE IN ABERDEEN.

I'M IN MY LATE THIRTIES NOW, SO FAME BETTER COME SOON OR I MIGHT BE DEAD SHORTLY, WHO KNOWS, I ANNOY ENOUGH PEOPLE! I DID AN HNC COURSE IN RADIO BROADCASTING AT ABERDEEN COLLEGE HOPING TO HIT THE BIG TIME AND INSTEAD HIT THE PAVEMENT. MIGHT HAVE TO TRY GETTING ON BIG BROTHER IN ORDER TO SECURE MY POSITION IN SOCIETY. WHY DON'T THEY INTRODUCE A PSYCHOTIC MASS-MURDERER ONTO THE SHOW? THAT WOULD GET THE RATINGS UP BIG TIME AND MIGHT MAKE ME WATCH IT.

TOO TIRED TO WRITE ANY MORE, STAY TUNED.

 


Location:
United Kingdom
Primary occupation:
ICT TECHNICIAN
Dream occupation:
WRITER
Hometown:
ABERDEEN
Schools attended:
DONBANK, TILLYDRONE, LINKSFIELD
I like:
FOOD
Favorite writers:
KOONTZ, LAYMON, HERBERT
Favorite books:
MIDNIGHT, THE RATS
Favorite newspapers:
DON'T READ THEM!
Favorite magazines:
FOCUS - SOMETIMES
Favorite music:
70'S/80'S
Favorite movies:
JAWS, STAR WARS
Favorite TV shows:
SAPHIRE AND STEEL, THE PROFESSIONALS
Favorite teams:
SCOTLAND, CHELSEA
Favorite quote:
I'M NOT DEAD, JUST SLEEPING
Gender:
MALE
Religion:
JEDI KNIGHT