By jessica44774477
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I’ll tell you the truth. I’ll tell you the truth because if I am going to be with you for more than thirty pages, we might as well be honest with one another. I’m doing this for the money. I’m writing to you for the money. In addition, I find myself to be quite intelligent. Well, not actually; sometimes I am surprised that I can remember my name. But people tell me I am smart, and shouldn’t that give me some sort of hope?
You know that I have all these great thoughts and great ideas that flow so well in the imagination part of my mind. However, when I come to pen and paper, it all goes away. I am surprised I can even remember my name.
This is actually sort of funny. I mean, I suppose I can have a sense of humor. Well, you probably didn’t even laugh, but perhaps you smiled. And isn’t smiling the highest form of laughter? You see, I like to compliment myself because I really am quite vain and egotistical.
But I really have no self-esteem and am self-destructive. I smoke cigarettes. Not that I’m proud of it, but one day I had a stupid idea, which was “hey, why not have a cigarette?” and because of this stupid thought I had one day, I have been addicted for ten years now.
Really though, I am no comedian, and this isn’t supposed to be funny, just real. Excuse me while I have a cigarette, because I need to think of something else to write about.
I just locked Ralph out. But that’s okay because Ralph doesn’t mind.
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