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Corbin
What the heck is elf on a shelf anyway? Some new liberal idea I want to keep out of my family. Sounds too much like an elf police state, anyway. There will be no elf on my shelf.
posted by
GoldenMean
on December 21, 2018 at 11:24 PM
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My dad can relate to that.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on December 19, 2018 at 6:37 AM
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History of childhood
posted by
BC-A
on December 18, 2018 at 5:25 PM
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As long as the belt stayed on the shelf... 
posted by
Sea_Gypsy
on December 18, 2018 at 5:10 PM
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I think I would prefer an Elf. My Dad would put a stick on the floor at lunch time.
'The first one to start a quarrel gets it,'he warned. So we waited until after lunch.
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2018 at 6:50 AM
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