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The smell of lilacs on  my grandparents farm.

posted by Amanda__ on November 15, 2018 at 3:26 PM | link to this | reply

When I had to wee wee.....
My Dad made me memorize this.....

When I was just a wee-wee tot
They took me off my wee-wee cot
And put me on my wee-wee pot
To see if I could wee or not

When they found out I could not,
They took me from my wee wee pot.
They put me on my wee wee cot,
And there I wee weed quite a lot.

When they saw what I had done
They spanked me on my wee wee bum
This just shows that when it's hot
Children shouldn't drink a lot!

(sung slowly) When I'm old and turning grey
I'll only wee wee once a day
But now I'm young and in my prime (speed up)
I WEE WEE ALMOST ANY TIME!

posted by Corbin_Dallas on November 15, 2018 at 12:18 PM | link to this | reply