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Re: Re: Re: JimmyA

Thanks, Sir Wiley! I certainly don't want to unintentionally offend anyone with any of this stuff . . . 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 8:06 AM | link to this | reply

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In a way, TAPS, that's good! Besides being unique and silly, they could be construed as somewhat bizarre as an answer to these various situations! But, if they got everyone smilin' . . .  

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 8:05 AM | link to this | reply

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I really didn't think so, Annicita. Although, a part of me was waiting for someone to say that they had heard someone use one of these lines! That would have definitely been a shocker . . . 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 8:03 AM | link to this | reply

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No disparagement taken and it was an amusing pun my friend.

posted by WileyJohn on April 7, 2015 at 8:03 AM | link to this | reply

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You're quite welcome, chuck! The trick is, not only getting that smile, but maintaining it too . . . 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 8:02 AM | link to this | reply

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Thanks, Kabu. I try my best to not only come up with something humorous, but also something somewhat unique as well! I hate to finally admit it, but it is getting tougher and tougher . . . 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 8:01 AM | link to this | reply

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I think I understand, Sir Wiley, and believe me, there was no disparagement meant! I just thought it would make for an amusing pun . . .  

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 8:00 AM | link to this | reply

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It is indeed, C C T, but even more difficult to be consistently funny too! Twists are usually what makes puns like these work. I really wanted to add more, but I was actually somewhat surprised I came up with what I did! Let's see what happens for next week . . . 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 7:58 AM | link to this | reply

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Way out there, Justi! Silly, unbelievable, but humorous nonetheless! Kinda getcha thinkin' too, don't they . . . ? 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 7:55 AM | link to this | reply

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Believe me, Naut, I know to what you're referring! Ironically, that very topic will be addressed in my next post! Stay tuned . . . 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 7:54 AM | link to this | reply

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Thanks, lustor. Something just a little different for my Monday Morning Mayhem! Still got ya chuckling a bit, didn't they . . . ? 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 7:53 AM | link to this | reply

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I would think not, FSI! And, in many of those cases, I would certainly hope not . . . 

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 7:52 AM | link to this | reply

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That could be, adnohr. However, I think there may be a big difference between a car and a piece of furniture! Believe me, no car salesman is ever going to send a potential customer to another dealership . . .  

posted by JimmyA on April 7, 2015 at 7:51 AM | link to this | reply

No, I don't remember hearing any of those.

posted by TAPS. on April 6, 2015 at 9:24 PM | link to this | reply

thankfully none of these!

posted by Annicita on April 6, 2015 at 5:40 PM | link to this | reply

Thanks for the smile 

posted by Chuck_E_Ibrahim on April 6, 2015 at 1:41 PM | link to this | reply

Nope, never heard anyone ever say any of these. LOL...good Monday post.

posted by Kabu on April 6, 2015 at 12:39 PM | link to this | reply

JimmyA

The psychiatrist one rings my bell. LOL

posted by WileyJohn on April 6, 2015 at 12:09 PM | link to this | reply

Somehow I seem to like the second answers best Jimmy. I think however you were having us on. A good twist to all of them this week. Being funny is the hardest thing to do,I imagine.  

posted by C_C_T on April 6, 2015 at 11:35 AM | link to this | reply

Oh my goodness these are out there.

posted by Justi on April 6, 2015 at 10:37 AM | link to this | reply

Jimmy

Well - I gotta tell ya! That thing about the teacher telling the students they'll all get a B+? I heard them say something that came pretty damn close...

posted by Nautikos on April 6, 2015 at 10:28 AM | link to this | reply

I like the last one best but they are all good

posted by Lanetay on April 6, 2015 at 9:52 AM | link to this | reply

LOL. Those are things that we will never hear said.

posted by FormerStudentIntern on April 6, 2015 at 9:20 AM | link to this | reply

Actually - I remember a furniture salesman telling me where I could get the piece I was looking at for a better deal. He was right. Maybe his boss had ticked him off...

posted by adnohr on April 6, 2015 at 8:52 AM | link to this | reply

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