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Re: Anyone who's ever worked as a food server knows "everything" that goes

You're quite welcome, Pat. Of course I was just having fun with that pizza order. I know a pizza "with everything on it" is referring to whatever toppings that pizzeria has on hand. But you're right about the demeanor of certain customers. I must admit I've never worked in the 'food industry' in any capacity, but I have been a customer, and have seen how other less-than-desirable customers treat some of the servers! Perhaps a nasty hangover is their punishment for being sarcastic or condescending . . . 

posted by JimmyA on December 3, 2014 at 6:12 AM | link to this | reply

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Thanks for not giving up, adnohr! When my wife and I were 'between computers,' we didn't have a tablette, but had to go to a local library and use their computers ( a royal pain in the butt! ). And they don't have hot tubs in the library either. . .  

posted by JimmyA on December 3, 2014 at 6:07 AM | link to this | reply

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I understand, TAPS. I can only assume that 'pocket' may be referring to a small pocketbook or purse. In that case, it's easy to understand how someone might lose it! But when they're on your pants, it's probably a little more difficult to explain . . .  

posted by JimmyA on December 3, 2014 at 6:05 AM | link to this | reply

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Well, Bill, besides the fact that both sets of my grandparents are deceased, something tells me that they would be considered so "old-school" that they probably wouldn't even bother with computers, let alone doing anything on Blog-it . . . 

posted by JimmyA on December 3, 2014 at 6:03 AM | link to this | reply

Anyone who's ever worked as a food server knows "everything" that goes

on a dinner order is considerably different if the customer is sarcastic, condescending or drunk. There's more that goes into a hangover than overindulging. And they never forget a lousy tipper.  Lucy Locket was a rope-jumping song when I was a kid. Thanks for the happy scoop of nostalgia!

posted by Pat_B on December 3, 2014 at 5:31 AM | link to this | reply

I lost YOU, Jimmy, hitting the wrong button on that darned tablette I was forced to use to read Blogit while my computer was sick. Now I have a brand new computer...clicked around until I found you again, and voila!!

posted by adnohr on December 3, 2014 at 4:02 AM | link to this | reply

I lost a pocket once...put it on top of the car while loading in my little sons and then forgot it and drove off.  It was lost somewhere between where I began and where I ended.  No one ever called to tell me they found it, so I was out some money and all of my important cards.  I got a big laugh out of your question as to how one loses a pocket.

posted by TAPS. on December 2, 2014 at 11:42 PM | link to this | reply

JimmyA

 Now your grandfather could blogit Jimmy. BC-A, Bill's Roost

posted by BC-A on December 2, 2014 at 3:18 PM | link to this | reply

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Thanks, Sir Wiley. And the day I see a crow hauling a flat tire is the day I head for the hills . . .

posted by JimmyA on December 2, 2014 at 12:49 PM | link to this | reply

JimmyA
  • I can never understand why, on certain occasions, some people will give me directions, and conclude by telling me the mileage distance based on “as the crow flies.” Since I’m neither a crow, nor have the ability to fly, this information is utterly useless to me! Stop it, people!
Of course you never asked how far a place is if the crow had to get there rolling a flat tire right pard? Great Monday post JimmyA

posted by WileyJohn on December 2, 2014 at 9:08 AM | link to this | reply

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I've lost many things in my life, FSI, but I've never lost a pocket either! If someone can actually steal my pants without me knowing it, then they deserve my pocket. However, there probably would only be a penny in it . . . 

posted by JimmyA on December 2, 2014 at 7:48 AM | link to this | reply

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I'm not sure how it is in England, C C T, but here in the states, there are no 'terms of endearment' with dicky in them! It's always received as a negative! And I can only assume that when they were referring to 'pocket,' it may have been used to describe a small change purse of sorts. But, losing a pocket is still losing a pocket . . . 

posted by JimmyA on December 2, 2014 at 7:47 AM | link to this | reply

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That's what I've seen too, Naut! That's why "as the crow flies" never really made any sense to me! And what's wrong with a little sheetrock on your pizza? Or would you prefer insulation . . . ? 

posted by JimmyA on December 2, 2014 at 7:44 AM | link to this | reply

Now you got me wondering how one loses a pocket.

posted by FormerStudentIntern on December 1, 2014 at 5:16 PM | link to this | reply

Well Jimmy just a quicky probably in Lucy Locket's day pockets were no sown onto clothing unless one was very rich and fashionable I never had one sewn onto my jersey when I was a lad. So we carried our pocket in our hand or placed it in our trouser pocket, little girls did not wear trousers.

Funnily enough there are several versions of dick. He's clever old dick. He sticks his dick into everything. Hello little dicky. ( A term of endearment) he's a proper dickhead (not complimentary.) He's a proper little dicktator( old woman over the fence).

  

posted by C_C_T on December 1, 2014 at 10:58 AM | link to this | reply

Jimmy

LOL! I certainly could have done without the sheetrock! And there wasn't even a comely damsel popping out of that pizza? Disappointing...Oh, and following crows wouldn't get you very far. Around here they just fly around in circles and then just sit somewhere... 

posted by Nautikos on December 1, 2014 at 7:27 AM | link to this | reply