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Re: JimmyA
Thanks, Sir Wiley. I do my best! No particular favorite this week? I'll take that to mean you enjoyed them all . . . 
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JimmyA
on September 30, 2014 at 7:14 AM
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Never, Bill! I very rarely drink it either . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on September 30, 2014 at 7:13 AM
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Well, C C T, it wasn't my intention to burn anyone's brain, but if it made you think a bit and chuckle, then it was worth it! And personally, I don't drink whisky, so house brand or not, I probably would have politely refused! And of course I left out 'the P word' from that poem! He was lying prone in bed, wasn't he . . . ?
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JimmyA
on September 30, 2014 at 7:12 AM
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Good to know, TAPS. I was actually afraid that some people wouldn't 'get it.' But if you really think about it, it is funny! Something tells me your son may pass that one around for a while . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on September 30, 2014 at 7:09 AM
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You're quite welcome, Kabu. I hope a smile remains on your dial always . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on September 30, 2014 at 7:07 AM
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Good to know, FSI. As confusing as it may have sounded to some, it really was quite literate, and thought-provoking. Keep smilin' . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on September 30, 2014 at 7:06 AM
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Re: Jimmy
Diddling his dumpling, Naut? Is that the same as choking his chicken? Something tells me Johnny may have been either too drunk or too exhausted to do either! No, if you haven't touched those pipes in that long, you're probably better off leaving them right where they are . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on September 30, 2014 at 7:04 AM
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JimmyA
Ya done er again pard lol
posted by
WileyJohn
on September 29, 2014 at 7:13 PM
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Gargle with beer in the morning Jimmy?
posted by
BC-A
on September 29, 2014 at 2:41 PM
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I think you might have to work another word into your poem Jimmy The P. word.
And if anyone gave me a small glass of House whiskey I would be pleased that it was a small one.
If the doggy did his do, indoors first phew.
And if you burn my brain using big words. I like to use them though even if I don't know what they mean.
posted by
C_C_T
on September 29, 2014 at 10:31 AM
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Son #1 was stationed in Japan for 4 years. He thinks your pirate joke is hilarious. He keeps laughing about it.
posted by
TAPS.
on September 29, 2014 at 10:23 AM
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James....great groaners today...put that smile on my dial that I needed.
posted by
Kabu
on September 29, 2014 at 10:02 AM
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Reading that at the end put a big smile on my face.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on September 29, 2014 at 9:04 AM
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Jimmy
I still have a couple in a drawer somewhere, but I haven't smoked a pipe in a long time, and I ain't gonna start now...But as far as Johnny boy is concerned - maybe he just fell asleep, exhausted from diddling his dumpling...
posted by
Nautikos
on September 29, 2014 at 7:32 AM
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