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All I can say is...

...don't even get me started tonight!

Would you believe that I even have a poop-themed blog!?!

Cheers!
AJ

Would you like to be a           
With your writing talent going far?
Until midnight tonight, it's not too late
To enter this write-off, so why wait!?!

First, go HERE, and you will see          
Just how your dom might come to be.
Read the rules with extra care--                        
(They're found in the COMMENT SECTION there!).

Can't make this deadline? -- Weep no more!    
We'll do it again (like we've DONE IT BEFORE!)
Keep watching THIS BLOG for the next-time-around
With another chance to be Writing--Bound!!!      

Enter this time or not, one thing to do next
Is to read OTHER ENTRIES--
They are better than sex!!!
(Maybe...
Umm...Would you settle for not bad,
Even if they aren't exactly better than sex?)  

posted by Ainsley_Jo_Phillips on September 19, 2005 at 9:20 PM | link to this | reply

I never treated my children that way when they were babies,

I said, "Did you shit your pants?" My son would answer, "Let me check. Why yes, I believe I did. Thank you for asking you feeble minded dipstick! Did you think I was hiding lunch down there?"
I would say, "Did you piss your pants?" My son would answer, "I believe so you old codger! Did you think I got the stain on my crotch from spilling my Rum and Coke?"
Thank God, they're potty trained. Now, at least, I can make them call me Sir...Codger!

posted by dknowles on January 3, 2004 at 12:38 AM | link to this | reply