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I wasn't thinking burnt toast. I was going to guess "shoulder pads." Ya know, the ones sown into some women's sweaters that make their shoulders look like they're doing an impression of Frankenstein! I know many women who rip the damned things out altogether, and that's what I thought they might have been! Have a great Christmas! 

posted by JimmyA on December 24, 2012 at 9:20 AM | link to this | reply

I have no idea.  Merry Christmas

posted by lionreign on December 24, 2012 at 2:43 AM | link to this | reply

Merry Christmas

posted by _Symphony_ on December 24, 2012 at 1:29 AM | link to this | reply

Re: C_C_T

Well, I got it, but I'm not sure you'd want to see it.  LOL

posted by TAPS. on December 23, 2012 at 12:52 PM | link to this | reply

They look like earmuffs' to me, before I read down,even. 

posted by mariss9 on December 23, 2012 at 12:05 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Justi

One never knows from day to day, but today I feel fine and dandy and lively, probably from those special prayers of yours.

posted by TAPS. on December 23, 2012 at 11:19 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS

Are they tams? I am sorry you are having more trouble with your head. We love you and are sending you prayers as well as a wnderful Christmas.... from our  to yours. Has the little baby arrived yet?

posted by Justi on December 23, 2012 at 10:50 AM | link to this | reply

I have a lot of things to write about as well...That stinks about losing the entry.

posted by FormerStudentIntern on December 23, 2012 at 8:31 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS

PThey're what I received for Christmas: coal love. BC-A, Bill’s R®st

posted by BC-A on December 23, 2012 at 8:22 AM | link to this | reply

I'd have guessed they were the black things from a pair of earmuffs

but I cheated and read the comments first... Funny! 

posted by Pat_B on December 23, 2012 at 4:33 AM | link to this | reply

I'll guess two slices of burnt bread, but they look like two berets. Please inform us of the booby prize.

posted by C_C_T on December 22, 2012 at 11:53 PM | link to this | reply

I was going to make a guess but read the other comments...And I was way off.

posted by UtahJay on December 22, 2012 at 11:04 PM | link to this | reply

They seemed to me like Navy blue caps of the kind that Home Guards here

wear

posted by Straightforward on December 22, 2012 at 9:15 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut

You are very observant.  It is two slices of toasted (very toasted) garlic bread that Sis forgot in the oven and filled her kitchen with black smoke and screeching smoke alarm and terrible smell to everything.  You would not believe the other guesses she got:

•  truffles from Germany's Black Forest
•  removable bra cup inserts for exercising
•  lumps of coal to place in the Christmas stockings of bad children
•  the last two Hostess Ding Dongs in existence
•  bresaola
•  nipple hiders
•  and others too silly to mention

 

posted by TAPS. on December 22, 2012 at 8:19 PM | link to this | reply

TAPS

Sorry you lost your post - it's extremely annoying, it happened to me also once a few years ago.

And those two things? To me they look like slices of chocolate cake or very dark bread, like pumpernickel...

posted by Nautikos on December 22, 2012 at 7:18 PM | link to this | reply

No idea dear Taps.

posted by Kabu on December 22, 2012 at 6:49 PM | link to this | reply