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majroj
Thanks for reminding me majroj. The only snag is that chainsaw and fire would be frowned upon by conservationists. I was thinking of just putting it to the curb with a large ''GIVE ME A GOOD HOME - SOB!" sign.
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johnmacnab
on April 4, 2010 at 3:39 PM
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sam444
majroj reminded me of the only answer to Dutch Elm disease. My computer has already started whimpering in fear.
posted by
johnmacnab
on April 4, 2010 at 3:32 PM
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northsage_45
That sounds like the perfect description, northsage, but poor him.
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johnmacnab
on April 4, 2010 at 3:29 PM
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Pat_B
Pat!! I'm going to be shuddering at that mental picture when I see him on Tuesday - the mind boggles.
Just for the heck of it I might try it as well. It reads like fun, but there might be a fly trick where the baddy could plant a button to incriminate the hero.
posted by
johnmacnab
on April 4, 2010 at 3:27 PM
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Remember cure for Dutch Elm Disease?
Chainsaw and fire!
posted by
majroj
on April 2, 2010 at 2:17 PM
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I think your computer has Dutch Elm disease! lol What a drag, though! sam
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sam444
on April 1, 2010 at 7:39 PM
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That moron sounds like a "Typhoid Larry." You know, "Poor me, SCREW you!"
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northsage_45
on April 1, 2010 at 4:45 PM
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So, if it wasn't flu, was it maybe one of those bad
reactions from the little blue pills? A construction lasting more than 4 hours or something to that effect.
Johnny Mac, did you hear about the contest on NPR called 3-minute fiction? One needs to write a story that can be read on air in 3 minutes (600 words max). In case you're interested it's at NPR.com/threeminutefiction if you want to get the rules... This next one requires you to use these words:
plant button trick fly
they can be used as nouns, adjectives or verbs (any tense) I'm thinking of trying just for the heckuvit.
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Pat_B
on April 1, 2010 at 2:48 PM
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