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Re: texture,
A barn is actually kind of a symbolic thing.
You can walk, or take a drive, to almost anyplace that has some degree of privacy.
You can do the same kinds of things out in the middle of a sagebrush field or among the pines or cedars.
I rather like the seclusion offered by a thick grove of Junipers. That, in itself, is quite sensually arousing.
A passionate desire is the primary requirement.
Once that has been established, there are many places that can be used for such activities.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 13, 2009 at 2:45 AM
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Re: troosha
The usual stuff.
Try to find an ancient song by Little Jimmy Dickens. I think it was called ''Out Behind the Barn.''
Cactus Tom used to play it a lot from the radio station that came from Sparks, Nevada.
You will probably have some trouble finding the song,
but if you can it will tell you all about what happens Out Behind the Barn.
When I went out behind the barn I always got chased by cattle and slipped in fresh pies and got them on my boots.
The killer cow, called Goofy, was kept there. You had to steer clear of her.
I almost forgot to mention the Appaloosa that stayed back there.
When she saw you coming she always charged past you bucking and farting.
I always kept a pine tree between me and her.
Apparently everyone doesn't have as bad luck behind the barn as I always did.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 13, 2009 at 2:30 AM
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It only works if you actually have a barn or can borrow one.
posted by
texture
on June 12, 2009 at 11:16 AM
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Jack
And just how are they going to make do with $1,000,000 a year! But it’s fun typing out that many zeros. Good title for the blog -but what are you going to do Behind the Barn?
posted by
Troosha
on June 12, 2009 at 6:54 AM
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Re: Scared? You're a survivor...
Thank you, Azur.
I really had no idea what a survivor was until I saw the TV show.
Now that I think I know what it is, I really appreciate your support of the validity of my assumption.
Such things are really difficult to survive without the comforting support of fellow survivors.
My heart exudes love for you in gratitude for your positive response.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 11, 2009 at 8:47 AM
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Scared? You're a survivor so it will be OK, whatever you decide.
posted by
Azur
on June 10, 2009 at 5:02 PM
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Re: I really like this blog title
I changed it before I read your comment. Should I change it back?
Now you have me scared that I did the wrong thing.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 10, 2009 at 4:41 PM
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I really like this blog title
but change it if you want. Nothing is free, we are just happier to pay for some things than others
posted by
Azur
on June 10, 2009 at 4:23 PM
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