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bout right

posted by Xeno-x on April 10, 2009 at 7:42 AM | link to this | reply

Ingrid Newkirk's will


      For awhile there, I kinda expected her will to sound like it was written by some kinda "Bunny-hugging nutcase!" Being sliced and diced, tanned and canned, dismembered to be remembered, and scattered to every corner of the Earth, boxed and mailed, barbequed and made into a purse, etc. must be normal disposal of their corpses, for members of PETA. Works for me!

      I renounce the mistreatment of any animal, including the human animal, but I agree with those who subscribe to the theory that, "If we weren't meant to eat animals, why were they made outta MEAT?" Becoming carnivorous, enabled the human brain to become larger, leading to humans gaining in intelligence, etc. It sounds to me as though she would logically recommend incarcerating ALL carnivorous animals, but I guess she isn't or wasn't really a NUTCASE! I would say "insane" is more of an accurate assessment. The medical term is, "CRAZY as a shithouse RAT!"


posted by northsage_45 on April 7, 2009 at 4:33 PM | link to this | reply

I don't know whether I would call that "fun" or not, but it surely is different.
I'm very thankful I'm not the executor of that will.

posted by TAPS. on March 29, 2009 at 11:05 AM | link to this | reply

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