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That's great!

posted by strat on December 18, 2008 at 1:18 PM | link to this | reply

This was so entertaining! At least you earned your lump of coal in an entertaining way! sam

posted by sam444 on December 17, 2008 at 8:03 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos - and i did have a head injury and i am crazy - so there was no REAL lie!!

posted by ladychardonnay on December 17, 2008 at 7:48 PM | link to this | reply

ROTFLMAO

This reminded me of a couple of years ago, when I was on the throughway in very slow moving traffic, and a cruiser inched up beside me, and suddenly the cop gave a short blast on his siren and, when I looked over, he pointed to the outer lane. WTF does he want? I knew I hadn't done anything, but I moved over to the curb, which took at least a couple of minutes.

He ends up behind me, gets out of his cruiser and comes up to my window. "You're not wearing your seatbelt, sir!" "I know, I'm just coming from seeing my doctor! I have a broken rib! I can't put it on!" "Oh well, in that case, have a good day, sir, and speedy recovery!" "Thank you, officer."

And you know the craziest thing? Everything I told him was true! I had broken my rib that morning playing squash... 

posted by Nautikos on December 17, 2008 at 7:46 PM | link to this | reply

YOU SO ROCK !!!! very quick and creative way to beat the "man" ! LOL

posted by hazel_st_cricket on December 17, 2008 at 5:51 PM | link to this | reply

LOL. Betcha you were discussed at the cop station when his shift was over. "Sarge, what was I supposed to do? You don't expect me to ticket a poor lady whose head injury causes her to be a bit looney..." LOL!

posted by adnohr on December 17, 2008 at 5:36 PM | link to this | reply