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TAPS

LOL! What a cute story!

posted by Nautikos on May 27, 2008 at 4:37 AM | link to this | reply

A totally rich account to share...LOL...oh my ~ I know of the charleston...my Auntie Elyse had the flapper attire.  I so remember that and the dress and yes...the chest ~ (breasts)  ---- This was a great memory to share Taps ~Elyse

posted by elysianfields on May 24, 2008 at 12:29 PM | link to this | reply

Re: How funny .... and I would have laughed my

Thanks, vickip.  My granddaughter is that age now.  I'm afraid its not all fun and games for her.  I'm afraid she would rather remain a tomboy.  She got her first bra ever when I was visiting there in December, the month she turned twelve, the month of her mother's funeral.  Too many things happening all at once.  Its a little better now (I think).  Her step-mother made her a "poodle skirt" and taught her to rock and roll for her 50's sock hop end of the school year musical program.  I wish I could have gone back down there to see it, but son is going to send me some videos of her shaking her booty.

posted by TAPS. on May 22, 2008 at 1:00 PM | link to this | reply

Re: I have to say I had a good laugh here

Norwood, I'm afraid mine have never gone "WOW", but I have been satisfied with them.  LOL

posted by TAPS. on May 22, 2008 at 12:52 PM | link to this | reply

I have to say I had a good laugh here

I have never had to worry about minibreasts. From a 14DD cup I went to a H cup I didn't think anything like an E,F,G,H or other sorts of cups existed past the DD. Stupid me. I finally got pregnant at 49 and my body and breasts went "WOW"  guys we are gunna see the action and have a job to do in a few months so from about two months on my breasts inflated and inflated and kept inflating . I was quite surprised and my mother was very concerned about my back and was offering me $5000 to have breast reduction surgery to which I said firmly 'NO!'

I am not trying to challenge Dolly Parton to a bigger breast contest. I just don't care for breast reduction or breast enlargement surgery. Don't believe in it. G-d gave us gifts and we need to give thanks and be who we are and not some plastic, plucked and tucked person.

I had breasts at 11 and my dorm mates at boarding school in Grade 7 used to jump up and down on the beds before lights out to check out whose breasts jiggled the most and I won most times except for a girl called Penny who was reputed to have had the best for several years.

That and getting your period and growing pubic hair were the landmarks of womanhood and a rite of passage for us. I think now how impoverished contemporary society is, especially today. They have sex education and some of them are having sex before they have really passed the transition period to womanhood. It is tragic really. We would no more dreamed of having sex or even understanding what sex was at 12 years of age than flying to the moon. It was a nice kind of innocence and I feel sad for today's little girls.

posted by Norwood on May 22, 2008 at 6:09 AM | link to this | reply

How funny .... and I would have laughed my

butt off just because this sounds like instant karma to me!  When I was 12 I got my first training bra and I was SO proud of it that I wore the same, see-through, red and white checked blouse almost every day for a month, lmao.  Now who do you suppose was impressed?  lol  Cute post.

posted by Departed1 on May 21, 2008 at 11:15 PM | link to this | reply

Lovely, lovely!

minibeast or minibreast, we are never satisfied with what we have.  As for me, I wouldn't mind a minibreast!

posted by Greenfields on May 21, 2008 at 9:34 PM | link to this | reply

LOL! That poor kid! Not to mention one scared junebug!

A rose and a smile from me! =^. .^= Bo too!

posted by Whacky on May 21, 2008 at 7:47 PM | link to this | reply

TAPS

This is an absolutely wonderful story. I can see it from the great picture you painted.

posted by Justi on May 21, 2008 at 3:11 PM | link to this | reply

Poor, poor monks.  LOL

posted by TAPS. on May 21, 2008 at 1:23 PM | link to this | reply

That was very nicely written.

As I have two sisters (one older, one younger) and two brothers (both younger), I can easily imagine the younger sister's longing and frustration....Tschüs!

posted by auslander on May 21, 2008 at 12:09 PM | link to this | reply

TAPS

You post reminded me of a joke about monks.  The monks' job was to copy religious tracts.  One novice suggested that as they were copying from copies, a mistake could have occurred years earlier.  The head honcho agreed and disappeared into the dungeons to check the originals.  He was gone for months and then there was a screaming as the monk staggered back upstairs, wailing and crying.   "We missed out the 'r.'   We missed out the 'r.'

posted by johnmacnab on May 21, 2008 at 10:56 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS

Thanks for giving me a giggle, TAPS. 

posted by johnmacnab on May 21, 2008 at 10:40 AM | link to this | reply

Your mother sounds like me.

 Those days had to be lots of fun.  Back then people did things together.

 You don't see that much any more.   I can see her in her dress.  Great write.

 

posted by Kolekshuns on May 21, 2008 at 9:17 AM | link to this | reply

Re: This is hilarious

We did a lot of laughing in our family.  My mom and dad both had a great sense of humor and both loved to tell tales of the past.  They gave us a rich heritage even though they both came through many troubles and trials.

posted by TAPS. on May 21, 2008 at 8:35 AM | link to this | reply

HAHAHA, funny one!

posted by Ariala on May 21, 2008 at 8:03 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS

Too funny!
I used to think that I was going to be "flat" forever...however, childbearing took care of that. lol.

I have often times read blog titles wrong, myself. Some of them quite shocking, until I realize that I didn't read what I thought I read. lol.

posted by Sunnybeach7 on May 21, 2008 at 12:28 AM | link to this | reply

Re: TAPS, the connexion was mind-blowing

Glad you got a laugh out of it, Bhaskar.ing.

posted by TAPS. on May 21, 2008 at 12:16 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS, the connexion was mind-blowing

"When the minibeast began to move around on the minibreast the bra robber was caught". What a delightful write and it was all Lol, lol for me. Thanks for giving me a good laugh, you've made my day ma'am. The way you wrote will be difficult even for great writers, so my Kodos! at this fantastic piece.  

posted by Bhaskar.ing on May 20, 2008 at 10:26 PM | link to this | reply

posted by lovelyladymonk on May 20, 2008 at 8:38 PM | link to this | reply

"... pretty for me ..."

... a lost Jack Jones song that means more than breasts, love.

posted by BC-A on May 20, 2008 at 6:34 PM | link to this | reply

This is hilarious

What a sense of humor.  And what a chic Mom you had (and funny brother).  I can see where your zest for life comes from.  I used to have minibreasts, but fortunately, they grew with pregnancy and extra weight!

Mal

posted by gapcohen on May 20, 2008 at 6:02 PM | link to this | reply

Re: O, Cheez Whiz, the idea of a June bug in the B-cup gives me the

I don't think I'd like it either Pat_B.  I once had a grasshopper in my puffed sleave and that was bad enough.  LOL

posted by TAPS. on May 20, 2008 at 4:14 PM | link to this | reply

O, Cheez Whiz, the idea of a June bug in the B-cup gives me the

freekin' heebie-jeebies...  As for the smaller sister, of which I was one -- a smart-ass friend of mine once told me any more than a mouthful's wasted anyway. 

posted by Pat_B on May 20, 2008 at 2:03 PM | link to this | reply